POLL RESULTS: Favourite Sutton line

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POLL RESULTS: FirstClass Annoyances

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FirstClass

Probability that an email message on FirstClass will have the subject line, "DO NOT DELETE": 14.1%

Probability that it will be deleted unread anyway: 78.2%

Buisness as Usual?

2.1%... the chances that the next 10 days will be buisness as usual... specially if as usual means as the last 3 weeks. FUBAR!!!!

According to recent events; statistics demonstrate that there is a 98% chance that teachers and former students will be put in a comprimising situation. I guess the world really is a small place.

The best-laid plans of mice and [Potsie]...

Probability that a new and improved "vehicle" will have to be found: 72.0%

Movie theatre make-out . . .

Probability that the people groping each other in front of you at the movies are huge losers: 97.6%
The other 2.4% are obviously misunderstood; they're in love I'm sure.
Stop, just stop.